I Got Tagged

Happy Lodges, Rockaway Beach, Missouri.
This simple little game involves telling eight things about you that most people don't know. I reserve the right to pull this posting. Relevant-To-Me tagged me. Thanks Louis!

1. I spent several years in a Benedictine Monastery.
2. I married a gypsy woman.
3. I cut my hair for Eugene McCarthy.
4. I can tell the difference cheap and expensive vodka.
5. I was cliff climbing with a friend who fell off the cliff.
6. I ran away and joined a town.
7. I knew Marjorie Libby.
8. I got up to 140 mph on highway 5 between Ava and Gainesville in a red Porsche before my testosterone kicked out.