Thursday, January 15, 2009

Brad Schlozman Award for Most Effectively Breaking the Will of Liberal Partisan Bureaucrats



It's Awards Time!

"It has been months since I felt the need to scream with a blood-curdling cry at some commie, partisan subordinate (i.e., most of the [Voting] section staff until recently). And I feel like the people I now work with are all complete professionals. What a weird change. Granted, these changes are nice in many respects, but bitchslapping a bunch of [Division] attorneys really did get the blood pumping and was even enjoyable once in a while. I think now it’s all Good Cop for folks there. I much preferred the role of Bad Cop. . . . But perhaps the Division will name an award for me or something. How about the Brad Schlozman Award for Most Effectively Breaking the Will of Liberal Partisan Bureaucrats. I would be happy to come back for the awards ceremony."

And the nominations for Gerrymandering.

The nominations for inaccurate, incomplete, biased, unsupported by the law, and contrary to the facts ….

The nominations for bitchslapping.

The nominations for real American.

The nominations for "What's his view on the world."

The nominations for how do you like your coffee.

The nominations for inappropriately considered political and ideological affiliations in hiring.

And finally, if you are looking for the anwswer to a good question, call (413) 497-0025.

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