Paradise by the Dashboard Light

Paradise by the dashboard light. It was long ago and it was far away and it was so much better than it is today. It never felt so good. never felt so right, And we were glowing like a metal on the edge of a knife.

Church leader has sex with teenager in a car in a cemetary, they get caught by the cops, parents sue the church, church denies any knowledge of the wrongdoing, etc, etc. Only this time is a female youth leader and a male teenager. It was almost refreshing to read a sex abuse scandal that a) involved heterosexual sex and b) didn't involve the Catholic Church.
The story's over on KY3's website, you can Melissa Yeager's report read it here.

Gosh wilikens, how much stuff has changed in the last 43 years. When I was fifteen years old, if a female adult had asked me to go to a cemetary to partake in a sexual act, heck, if ANY female has asked me to go to a cemetary to partake in a sexual act....Seems like I spent most of my high school years playing baseball, trying to hit that elusive homer, being satisfied with a double.

Gosh, fifteen years old, naked in a car with an older woman, doing the deed....
Paradise by the dashboard light