About Those Wayfaring Signs And Extreme Makeover

If everyone is cutting back on their travel plans and taking 'stay-cations', who's gonna read the signs?

Wonder why extreme makeover didn't just buy this house and 10 acres for $220,000 (7 Bedrooms, 4 full baths, formal dining, nearly 5000 sq ft, 3 car, 10 acres w/private lake, tornado shelter, wet bar, and movie theater in large walkout basement. All bedrooms have walk-in closets. 2.5 Acres of inground sprinklers. Wildlife everywhere. Home needs a little updating, but seriously...look at this price! Republic schools. ALL OFFERS SUBJECT TO BANK'S APPROVAL OF A SHORT SALE. Appraised for $450k in 2005) and do a quick remodel?