Saturday, September 06, 2008

Why My Republican Little Sister Who Lives In Florida Is Not Worried About A McCain/Palin Ticket

Possum Trot Daze Parade, Walnut Grove, MO

As Karen tells it, back in the olden days, critters were running rampant all over Walnut Grove. The town fathers decided to offer a bounty on each possum to the citizen who delivered to the city hall by a certain time on a certain night the largest number of possums. Possum hunters, not wanting to give away information on their catch, hid out and stalled until the last minute, after which they made a mad dash to city hall carrying their possums, thus the POSSUM TROT celebration. Thanks to Karen for her bountiful knowledge of Ozark's lore. (She said she got this information from a co-worker who grew up in Walnut Grove. Thanks to Eldon Locke for allowing us to park the Bus Plunge at his house last night. Good thing Jim, Trey, Austin and I made the trip last night for we ran out of gas in the bus near the Bullseye in Willard. It doesn't get as good as gas mileage as we thought. And of course, seeing as it is a 54 year old vehicle, the gas gauge doesn't work so we use a mileage system and keep track of fuel purchases. At 76,632 miles I filled the bus up with fuel. The date was 12/31/2007. We ran out of gas at 76743 miles.

Jim and Trey drove up to the Bullseye and came back with a gallon container of fuel. We put it in the tank, a little splash in the carburetor and a change of fuel filters and we were running down the road again. At the Bullseye I put 14.3 gallons in the bus. Now, add the gallon we put in back on the road, and add two miles to get to the Bullseye, and that is 15.3 gallons. According to my ciphering, that's about 7 1/2 miles per gallon. What is even more of an eye opener is that we drove the bus only 113 miles since New Year's Eve. Dang, I gotta get this thing tuned up by the private mechanic. (Just as some of us have a private RN, son Jim and I have a crackerjack private mechanic who works hard, works honest and doesn't try to kid anybody and can fix dang near anything!)Anyhow, we got up to Walnut Grove this morning and met the Horsefarmer and the Barngoddess and their kid and grandkid. We all proceeded to hook up the four horses to the stagecoach. We also met some of the nicest people in Walnut Grove. Then it started raining, but we didn't care, we were there for a parade and by golly, we paraded! And we had fun!

See the little bitty lettering underneath the door on this Camaro drop head coupe (I borrowed that fancy language from "By The Numbers"--- This Vehicle Was Seized From A Drug Dealer ---
Son Jim holds the halter rope on one horse, Barngoddess (Viola) hooks up a bridle on the lead horse, Kristin, Jim's wife holds another halter rope on another horse, Horsefarmer (Tom) is doing something with a horse and Tom and Vi's daughter, Steph is holding another halter rope. That guy in the white shirt and cowboy hat and his hands in his jeans? He's got miniature mules.
The Haven Lee Farm truck: Wagons HO! See that shadow on the left front fender? Look closer at it. If you have to, click on the picture to make it bigger. Now you see it, don't you? Yep, it's what you think it is: One night coyotes were after the horsefarmer's cows and he got out of bed and jumped in his truck and commenced driving out in his field shooting coyotes. Just like in the cop movies, one hand one the steering wheel, leaning out the window shooting with his left hand. Then the truck hit a bump just as he pulled the trigger. Yep, he shot his truck. We don't talk about that night too much around here.
Awesome Austin and Just Jaycee in the bus playing games on their dads' cell phones.
More hooking up horses in the rain. There's that guy with the cowboy hat again.
This picture is out of sequence, only got two horses hooked up here. Look at Kristin's face, she appears determined to get that thing on that horse.
Kristin and Jim share a moment in the rain in Walnut Grove on a Saturday morning in September.
Trey must have took these pictures-- Nice shot of the stagecoach and the Jim Lee for circuit clerk sign.
Austin inside the bus. Look through the window, see the Model A pickup? I did a post on these awhile ago. See the 1952 Ford? That car was in the Springfield Labor Day Parade and car show, it is a beautiful car! That's Karen's head barely visible to Austin's left.
Another shot of the stagecoach with the bus barely visible also. That's Stephanie holding the horses. One thing I learned today, barking dogs, running loose dogs, loud motorcycles and sudden noises can spook horses, leading to a runaway....remember those runaway stagecoaches in the Gene Autry movies? What is exciting in a movie is terrifying in real life. The box in the trunk comparment of the stagecoach? That's to put the stuff I scoop up off the streets with the big shovel into to.
The bicycle brigade! That's a nice H model tricycle Farmall over there also. Those four wheelers were loud. The bicycle kids were cute.<
Tom sitting on his stagecoach. Sort reminds me of that John Ford movie, "Stagecoach". Ok, maybe it doesn't. The sign looks nice.
The Private RN gazes out the window of the bus in deep reflection while Trey holds Sophie. A quiet moment for all. This was before the rain started.<
The parade begins and it isn't raining! Where am I? I took the picture. The barngoddess keeps a close eye on her award winning miniature horses.
Mike Ramon---the next sheriff of Greene County waves to the crowds.
This buggy was finished in a light oak and was pulled by a matching team. It was pleasing to look at. They were taking pictures of us as we were taking pictures of them!
Tom, getting mentally prepared to lead this 4hp stagecoach through the streets of Walnut Grove!
Some of the group was assigned a horse to keep them calm until the parade started (the horse, not the some). How do you keep a horse calm? I don't know, I wasn't given a horse. I think it involves butting your hips into their sides and saying stuff like, "calm down" and "whoa, girl" and "easy, big fellow" although that last comment didn't seem to work too well with these horses. Maybe one should have said, "easy little horse!"<
The bus in parade livery, a beautiful sight, especially if you like old buses.
This is a photo of me, Jim Lee, candidate for Greene County Circuit Clerk, the reason we are all in this parade, in parade livery. I walk behind the horses and clean up their messes. I can spot the difference between horse and bull pretty dang quick. I'm pretty good at that and I am pretty dang good at cleaning up messes, too.
Look closely now, see me, behind the barngoddess? I got a shovel full and I am about to deposit it in the afore mentioned cardboard box in back of the stagecoach. The only thing little about these horses is their size.
Once more, the bus. Notice the new hood ornament, a guy told me it was from a 1938 Pontiac car. Someday, I will tell you all the story about how I traded two volkwagens for the bus, tried to trade it to Kanakuk for an army ambulance, sold it to Lowell Davis of Red Oak, who sold it to Sam Bucher of Precious Moments, who turned it into the Precious Moments mascot's bus, who sold it back to me. It's an interesting tale.

Friday, September 05, 2008

Washburn Alumnus Basks In The Thrill Of Victory As The Ichabods Crashed The MSU Bears' Party Thursday Night In Plaster Stadium

Jack Pettijohn, Washburn, class of 1966, shows Ichabod* pride after their win Thursday night over the MSU Bears.

*What is an Ichabod? From the Washburn University website:

In honor of one of the University's earliest benefactors, the school mascot was named after Ichabod Washburn. Washburn was a man of public spirit and strong moral character. Fore [sic] the University's first 70 years, there was no graphic or emblem to provide visual recognition of the Ichabod mascot.

However in the fall of 1937, the editors of the Washburn College yearbook, the Kaw, began accepting suggestions for a design. The winning design was submitted by Bradbury Thompson, a 1934 Washburn alumnus. He created a simle [sic] design of a sharp-dressed man in a top hat and bow tie walking with a book tucked under his arm. He wore a red hat and shoes, a blue coat and yellow pants. The following explanation accompanied the first Ichabod published in the 1938 Washburn Kaw:

"He has courage and enthusiasm as shown by his brisk walk. He is democratic and courteous, for he tips his hat as he passes. Sincere in his search for truth and knowledge, he studiously carries a book under his arm. His friendly smile makes you like him. He's neatly dressed and he fits well into his generation...but adapts himself with equal ease to any change or age."

It's Not Four More Years Of The Last Eight Years

Thursday, September 04, 2008

ALERT** COMPUTER VIRUS WARNING

COMPUTER VIRUS WARNING
The newest virus circulating is the "UPS (or Fed Ex) Delivery Failure". You will receive an e-mail from UPS Packet Service along with a packet number. NOTE: The word 'packet' is misspelled on this line. It will say that they were unable to deliver a package sent to you on such and such a date. It then asks you to print out the invoice copy attached. DON'T TRY TO PRINT THIS. IT LAUNCHES THE VIRUS! Pass this warning on to all your PC operators at work and home. This virus has caused millions of dollars in damage in the past few days.
More information here.

Possum Trot Festival - - - Walnut Grove This Weekend

After a fun-filled Labor Day parade here in Springfield (some pictures are here and some more are here), the Horsefarmer and I are bringing the stagecoach and the bus to this Saturday's parade in Walnut Grove to do some old style campaigning! We hope to see you there!

The parade starts at 10:00 a.m. Big Smith plays later on in the evening. Here is some more information about the dew-ins from the SN-L.

Walnut Grove is in northwest Greene County, about 20 miles from Springfield. The best route is 160 west through Willard to highway 123 to BB, passing though Pearl and Harold.

What Palin REALLY Said......

From Primebuzz at the KC Star, a transcript of Palin's speech this evening at the RNC.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Sarah, Brittney, Barack, Michael Phelps and Paris

This site, fivethirtyeight.com (number of electors in the electoral college) warrants a more than cursory glance.

Especially their post Guess who's a celebrity now?

Kathleen Parker of the National Review:

There She Is . . . There's time to hash out the details, but one can't help but be excited by the reception of a woman vice presidential candidate. Just as we all felt proud when Barack Obama became the first African-American presidential candidate.
Andrew Sullivan, over at the The Daily Dish has breaking reactions from a wide variety of media people.

McCain's mother...God bless her...she's 96 years old and was able to see her 72 year old son receive the Republican nomination for POTUS this evening.Republican presidential nominee, Sen. John McCain's, R-Ariz., family, from left, sister Sandy Morgan, brother Joseph McCain, mother Roberta, and wife Cindy.
John McCain, His mother Roberta, his younger brother Joe and his father, Admiral John Sidney McCain, Jr. in an earlier time.

And here is a shot of the Palin family. Dad is holding the baby while Sarah hugs John.

My Three Brothers, Who Live In Florida, Explain To Us About Hurricane Preparation.....

My three brothers, Bob, John and Ed, live in Florida. Bob lives in Tampa, John lives in Daytona Beach and Ed lives in Ormond Beach. They have been engaged in a rapid email exchange with my brother Tom and I, who live here in SOMO, regarding their preparations for the next three hurricanes: Hannah, Ike and Josephine. I have been following the action on this website.

Horsefarmer and I both commented about the rain we are currently experiencing. Longrooffan mentioned how the sign companies were strapping down the signs, hoping they will make it though the hurricane strength winds.

All of us can recall seeing news footage of signs being blown away. Longrooffan provides us with this shot of a hurricane strapped sign: To quote John:

The last couple days, I have seen several sign companies out and about, putting these straps on signs, here Beachside. It wasn't until I was driving home tonite I figured out why. It is to hold the signs in place in high winds. That is something previously unknown to me. Seems like they lose a lot of revenue that way, though.

So as I was driving down A1A toward the Taj Mahal, I got to thinking, what works for signs will work for the olestationbus.

Monday, September 01, 2008

Springfield's Labor Day Parade: Pictures On My Camera

A short roof like John's longroof!

138th District State Representative Sara Lampe (in the hat, back to camera) passing out apples.

A very nice 1953 Ford Jubilee Tractor!

Jacob and his dad's 1948 Jeep! They sold me a passenger seat frame from their parts jeep.

Greene County Circuit Clerk candidate Jim Lee (holding shovel) and his younger brother, Tom waiting for the start of the 2008 Springfield Labor Day Parade.

Tom on the stage coach, from the left, Kristin, Jaycee and son Jim.

Walking the parade route, yes I used the shovel to shovel horse manure deposited on the street by the horses.

Teamster President Jim Kabell introducing Greene County Circuit Clerk candidate Jim Lee at the Springfield MO Labor Day Picnic.

Greene County Ciruit Clerk candidate Jim Lee explaining to the crowd that he isn't afraid to get his hands dirty cleaning up messes.

Craig Hosmer and Jim Lee pose for the camera.