Secessionists take note.

Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we've decided we're leaving.

We in Maryland intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware that includes New York, California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of The Enlightened States of America (E.S.A).

To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Akin.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get* Intel* and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard (*Princeton, Penn, Haverford, Colgate, U of R)*,. You get Ole' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.
You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. 

 

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, *95% of America's quality wines* (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals than we lefties.

We're taking the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico

Veteran's Day 2012 --- Salute!

Korean War Casualties, 25th Infantry Division, 27th Infantry Regiment

 KLEIN LOUIS J 
Rank=CPL 
Serial Number=RA37864847 
Branch=Infantry
Military Occupation Specialty=04745 
Year of Birth=27 
Race=Caucasian
State of Residence=MO 
County of Residence=St Louis City
Unit=27th Inf Regt 
Division=25th Div 
Type of Unit=Inf Regt
Place of Casualty=South Korea 
Date of Casualty (yymmdd)=50 09 02
Type of Casualty=DOW
Detail of Casualty=SWA/Seriously wounded in action by missile
Group of Casualty=DOW or DOI (Far East Command)
Evacuation Disposition=

Below is a photo of Louis and his step sister Frances "Schotzie", taken in St. Louis in the late 1940s.

 

Below is the letter Schotz received in response to her inquiry as to the events that led to her brother's death.
 

 

The photo above is of my Uncle Frank, my Dad and my Uncle Bill. It was taken in St. Louis around 1945.

LEE, FRANK D
SGT US ARMY
WORLD WAR II, KOREA
DATE OF BIRTH: 05/26/1926
DATE OF DEATH: 11/15/2000
BURIED AT: SECTION 1Q SITE 168
JEFFERSON BARRACKS NATIONAL CEMETERY
2900 SHERIDAN ROAD ST. LOUIS, MO 63125
(314) 845-8320

LEE, ROBERT G
SGT US ARMY
WORLD WAR II
DATE OF BIRTH: 02/18/1924
DATE OF DEATH: 10/31/2003
BURIED AT: SECTION J SITE 392
SPRINGFIELD NATIONAL CEMETERY
1702 EAST SEMINOLE STREET SPRINGFIELD, MO 65804
(417) 881-9499


LEE, WALDEN CAMPBELL
LTJG US NAVY
WORLD WAR II
DATE OF BIRTH: 02/15/1921
DATE OF DEATH: 11/23/1959
BURIED AT: SECTION D SITE 1147
JEFFERSON BARRACKS NATIONAL CEMETERY
2900 SHERIDAN ROAD ST. LOUIS, MO 63125
(314) 845-8320


These three men, my Dad and his two brothers, served gallantly our country in World War II and the Korean Conflict.

I, and my brothers and sisters, salute their memory and the memory of all those who have worn the uniform of our beloved country.

Soldiers from the 9th Infantry Division transport a wounded comrade to a dustoff site, somewhere in the Mekong Delta, Republic of Vietnam, 1969. The soldier on the stretcher is my older brother Bob.

Veteran's Day, November 11, 2007

How to set your Atomic Clock for Standard Time

1. Remove the battery from the battery compartment for 30 seconds and then re-install.

2. Press the SET button for a few seconds until the hour starts flashing in the display. (You may have to push the reset button with a paper clip first.)

3. Press the ADJUST button to set the hour.

4. Use the SET and ADJUST button to set the rest of the time and date. The setting sequence is hour-minute-second-month-date-year.

5. Press the MODE button to exit the setting mode.


TIME ZONE SETTING:

1. Press the MODE button to enter the Alarm Time Mode.

2. Press the SET button to change the time zone.

3. Press the MODE button to exit.


If I help just one person set their atomic clock then my life will truly be a purpose-driven life.