Last September I and two other friends were the only three people who attended the inaugural event of Billy Long's business tour.
Here's an excerpt:
BL: Where’s your bus?
JL: My bus is parked, I always park my bus.
BL: I want to see your bus, it’s, I wanted you to bring your bus.
MM: Well, I’m glad we came out here, I wanted you to hear
JL: I, uh.
BL: Well, thank you, I didn’t know this would be a public deal, we, we’re just touring and visiting with small business guy
MM: We don’t get to ask questions
JL: Well, that’s just
MM: The regular people don’t have much access to ask our questions. As you can see, we’re not here to attack.
BL: No. (overtalk about taking photos between group)
JL: You’re a public figure, we’re gonna make fun of you, no, not make fun of you, we’re gonna take, we’re gonna jab you. I mean, that’ part of the business.
BL: I know, Jim.