Friday, February 19, 2010

It's Not Tiger's Fault He Was Having Sex With All Those Women

"Can a wife contribute to her husband's decision to have an affair? Can she contribute to her husband's diving into the world of pornography?

Yes. It usually comes from her repeated refusal to have sex with her husband."

That's one way to spin the axis.

Meanwhile, over on Craigslist, Hurry, this won't last seven hours!

Date: 2010-02-18, 3:17PM CST
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4 comments:

Complaint Department Manager said...

I never should have made that joke concerning you "spinning the axis" earlier.

Wert is a douche and I mean that in a John Mayer way. Afterall, nothing is ever his fault, but for some reason, God has turned his/her back on him.

When do you think he'll figure it out?


By the way Jason, if you ever do sneek over here and read this, I still haven't forgotten about your douchebaggery at a particular blogger's meeting. Douche!

Complaint Department Manager said...

Oops, I forgot to add this at the end:


Love always,

CDM


Douche!

d5thouta5 said...

and HOW much money has been spent on this story????

how why is word verification for a comment "dishytype"

Oh Jeff, Oh Marcia... said...

Being a modest man, when I checked into my motel, I said to the lady at the desk: "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.
"
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."