Why I Don't Drink Milk (nsfw)

The Cow
We get milk from cows who live on dairy farms.
God made cows to give lots of milk.

This obviously comes from the Madison, Wisconsin. I don't know that for sure, but there are cows in the videos and Wisconsin has a lot of cows and cheese.

No cows were harmed in the making of this video. The cow must have liked it, it keeps giving milk.

Of course, when I was a kid, we had videos too, like this one that showed us how to have a wonderful time.

One portion of the cow film is a take off on this video, "Excuse me, Ricky."