Sunday, May 15, 2011

Sorta brings a whole new meaning to "I was tea party before tea party was cool."

Billy Long and who's that lady?

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know he had to concentrate on eyes upward.

Will Lynch said...

Is that the queen of astroturf herself?

Bungalow Bill said...

Yes, Will, that's one of Lucas's cougars.

Anonymous said...

Another member of the cowboy hat caucus?

Is she wearing Billy's hat?

Eyes up, Billy, eyes up

Hands front, Billy, hands front.

Look! Her bosom is almost as big as his neck!

Why is Billy grinning?

Better yet, why is she smiling?

Does that woman own any dresses that don't show her cleavage?

No, seriously, no. really, she really doesn't

Look, she's boxed Billy in a corner!

Other than being Tea Party before it was cool to be Tea Party, the only other thing these two have in common is neither one of them can see their toes.

Looks like Billy finally found time for the Tea Party, (wink, wink. nudge, nudge)

Anonymous said...

That's what I've been sayin'. Most of those TP gals like Palin would give anything for Playboy to call. They're dyin' inside to take their clothes off.

Anonymous said...

It looks like Billy is undressing her in his mind.

Anonymous said...

I think I saw her on a pole once.

Anonymous said...

She runs the only incorporated 'tea party' deal in the country. It has got to be a money maker in some way or fashion. She is married to a doctor in Branson.

Anonymous said...

Tera Sukman is a sweet lady. You have no right to make fun of her, and all of you that are are sinners.

Springburg said...

Say what you want about her goober'd-up politics, but I think she's hot--a classic MILF--and I've experienced her personality; she really is sweet (though how real that sweetness is is not certain). Also, there is something about her that irritates the crap out of my wife, which itself is sometimes mildly entertaining. Terra Sukman is an asset to the community for that reason alone.

I've always wondered what kind of doctor her husband was, whether he did the boobs himself, or if they were store-bought from some other doctor, or if she had them done before he met her.

As for Billy's expression in the photo, I've also met and spent a few minutes with Billy's wife--a very charming woman, and a real looker (in my humble opinion), but in a very different way. Terra is hot and sweet, Billy's wife is pleasantly wholesome and charming. Which would you choose? It's the classic male conundrum: Ginger or Mary Anne?

Anonymous said...

Billy looks like he just went a couple rounds with her in the back room. That's a strange look on his face.

Anonymous said...

Terra Sukman? Is that her porn name?

Anonymous said...

I'D WEAR THAT...

Anonymous said...

Obviously shes had ALOT of work done. she's 57. Her bewbs are 9...

dkmnow said...

Well, that's our esteemed Boss Hogg, in his usual nebulous comportment. Hey, why is it that I can't look at this picture without thinking of the word, "WEINER," over and over?