Friday, February 11, 2011

Long compares himself to "Larry the Cable Guy" at CPAC Conference

In an article about the CPAC Conference, Slate Magazine quotes Ozark Billy Long:

"We worked all day yesterday, we had meeting after meeting, to get this $100 billion we promised we would cut," said Rep. Billy Long, R-Mo. "As Larry the Cable Guy would say, we got 'er done. Trouble is, $100 billion is like throwing a deck chair off the Titanic, so we've got to work harder."
Yesterday, through the magic of Tweets, I learned Billy Long has a "Press Secretary". You can insert your own joke here.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fractured analogies, incomplete thoughts--- that's our Billy!

Embarrassing us once again.

Ah jeez.

Timeshare Jake said...

There is nothing to brag about here. This is pennies in comparison.

Anonymous said...

Slate says freshman Congressmen made this happen. Do you really think Long had anything to do with this? Or is he just taking the credit? My

Anonymous said...

The fact that Ozark Billy is quoting Larry the Cable Guy shows Ozark Billy is impressed by Larry's intelligence. Think about that for a little while.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like what Billy needs, besides a Steve Helms George Jetson Mobile, is one of them Holly-Wood agents.

How long before The Daily Show or Colbert picks up on B-Long? I'm as serious as Sunday School here...

-pp

Anonymous said...

Here is another ah jeez for you. Our new Congressman retweeted birthday wishes. What a frickin' moron!

Anonymous said...

HillBilly is dumber than bean dip.