Long compares himself to "Larry the Cable Guy" at CPAC Conference
In an article about the CPAC Conference, Slate Magazine quotes Ozark Billy Long:
"We worked all day yesterday, we had meeting after meeting, to get this $100 billion we promised we would cut," said Rep. Billy Long, R-Mo. "As Larry the Cable Guy would say, we got 'er done. Trouble is, $100 billion is like throwing a deck chair off the Titanic, so we've got to work harder."Yesterday, through the magic of Tweets, I learned Billy Long has a "Press Secretary". You can insert your own joke here.
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Fractured analogies, incomplete thoughts--- that's our Billy!
Embarrassing us once again.
Ah jeez.
There is nothing to brag about here. This is pennies in comparison.
Slate says freshman Congressmen made this happen. Do you really think Long had anything to do with this? Or is he just taking the credit? My
The fact that Ozark Billy is quoting Larry the Cable Guy shows Ozark Billy is impressed by Larry's intelligence. Think about that for a little while.
Sounds like what Billy needs, besides a Steve Helms George Jetson Mobile, is one of them Holly-Wood agents.
How long before The Daily Show or Colbert picks up on B-Long? I'm as serious as Sunday School here...
-pp
Here is another ah jeez for you. Our new Congressman retweeted birthday wishes. What a frickin' moron!
HillBilly is dumber than bean dip.
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