Thursday, September 24, 2009

Walk Naked In America Day September 26, 2009

I received a link to this website in an email message this afternoon. Because I don't consider myself to be a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and don't want to put myself in the position of posing as a national threat, I am passing this along as requested. Thank you and God bless.


Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your pro-American sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root-out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America ! It is your patriotic duty to pass this on. If you don't send this to at least 5 people, you're a terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are in the position of posing as a national threat.


Rottlady of the Ozarks said...

This is just too funny! I'm going to share link back here for some of my friends.

Anonymous said...

So glad you're promoting the safety and welfare of our great country!

Anonymous said...

tried to comment on the best Springfield blog ?
Missouri i assume

hey i want to move down there

any realtor or area suggestions or any lottery winners ?


we need more naked protests !

peace hugs and purrs ;-)
carolyn rose goyda