Despicable

A THORN: To whoever stole the Humpty Dumpty lawn figure from the low wall below our front window.

- Anne L. Marr, Springfield

It is not enough that someone took the Humpty Dumpty figure, but that the taker had to come up to their house, invading the Marr's personal space. Despicable. Maybe they are holding it for ransom?

Anne, I hope Humpty Dumpty comes home soon! The Pvt Rn and I collect lawn figures also.