Friday, April 09, 2010

Billionaires For Blunt Rally In The Ozarks


This just in (actually it came in yesterday but we were busy:

Billionaires for Blunt visited Ozark, Missouri Wednesday to greet Congressman Blunt at the Ozark Chamber of Commerce and thank him for continuing to support big banks, pharmaceutical giants, insurance companies, big coal, big oil and big tobacco, all at the expense of "hard-working" Missourians.

Billionaire Robyn D. Poore said, "Congressman Blunt understands who butters his bread. We wanted to come here to let him know we will continue to provide him with millions upon millions of dollars if he'll continue to protect our interests in Washington and stiff the people of Missouri. So far, he's lived up to his word."


DEATH TO THE UN-INSURED!

IF WE AIN'T BROKE, DON'T FIX IT!

GOVERNMENT BY AND FOR THE CORPORATIONS

CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO!

WALL STREET IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN MAIN STREET!

2 comments:

Ozarker said...

Wow! When I first read it, I thought it was real, and I was REALLY scared. But, it's satire--and I'm still a bit scared because of the truth in it!

Anonymous said...

Right on. How better a way to make a point? I love the way the guy is running around the district taking a bow for projects funded by stimulus money (he voted against). Don't we wish congressmen wore shock collars?