A Short Note To Missouri's Unemployed Workers From Your Lt. Governor, Peter (It's My Bike Race) Kinder:

Terribly sorry you are unemployed, that is just too bad. Standing up for all the unemployed workers in Missouri and fighting to keep your unemployment benefits is a tough job.

These are tough economic times. Even as you are reading this note, there are Missourians who are losing their jobs, Missouri factories that are closing, Missouri homeowners who are having their homes foreclosed, their cars being repossessed, Missouri children and families are without healthcare.

Gotta go now, there's a bicycle race to run.

Chad Livengood has the story here.

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