Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I Swear To God This Is A True Story, It Happened To My Brother In Florida.....


So my brother goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your daughter's teacher !!

5 comments:

admin said...

Oh Holy Hell! That is some kind of funny. True or not.

Horse-farmer said...

Bus, I think the Long Roof would be the one to actually do this!!

longrooffan said...

HEY!!! I can read your comments!

and of course, word verification is

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d5thouta5 said...

and the hits just keep on coming.

Anonymous said...

I'd hit the teach and make a bambino.